Jurassic World

A big tonne of Chris Prattian fun.

I've only seen the first Jurassic Park film so I didn't find it AS repeatable as many probably would. Despite being aware that it is probably the same story repeated as before, just BIGGER, I still appreciated it as what it was, an action film. A pretty average action film.

Yeah at times it was bloody ridiculous, like when Bryce Dallas Howard rolled up her blouse and made out as if she could then defeat the world- don't patronise women Spielberg (i know he didn't write it but let it stand) - not cool. Also, what the fuck is up with the sequence where Bryce literally just saves Pratt's life and then the two nephews are like- let him save us - SHE JUST SAVED HIM! SHE JUST SAVED HIS LIFE! now that would have been a funny scene if she had got, maybe, just a little bit offended by that. But she didn't, so again, it was just a tad sexist. Cheers Hollywood, for once again living up to the claim of being a Trumped (and yeah, I mean that Trump) up, conservative, sexist, racist bla bla bla establishment.

Thank you, thank you for creating the same dull tones that we're used to - we're too dumb for anything else! right?

In a sentance: You're right Hollywood, we simpletons ain't ready for anything more than sexist, racist, homophobic fun.

P.S. Ok that got harsh real quicker than I necessarily meant it to and maybe this film isn't all of those things, or even some of those things, but still... It clearly made me angry.